napoleon\ dynamite

napoleon\ dynamite
1. (Napoleon Dynamite) (1466↑, 466↓)
A torturously funny film that is amazingly accurate in its portrayal of life in a Mormon town. Most of the smaller towns in the Rocky-mountian west are predominantly Mormon. Although it doesn't say it in the movie, Napoleon is a Mormon kid. The clues are everywhere. His "Ricks College" t-shirt is a dead give away. Ricks College is a Mormon school, (now called BYU Idaho). The second-hand store where Napoleon shops is one store in a whole chain of stores scattered throughout Utah, Idaho, Arizona and Nevada called "Deseret Industries", (pronounced Des..err...et) or "DI" for short, and is owned and operated by the Mormon Church. Napoleon talks about scout camp. The Boy Scout program is almost single-handedly run by the Mormon (LDS) Church in the west, and is a very significant part of their development program for boys. The director and his co-writer wife are Mormon, so is the actor who plays Napoleon. Most of the cast/crew are from Brigham Young University, (BYU)and most of the cool words that Napoleon uses like flip and gosh have been used by Mormon kids for decades. Even the liger has roots in growing up in the Mormon west...the liger was a real half-lion half-tiger that actually lived for many years at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, and is well known to legions of Mormon kids who went to Hogle Zoo on field trips. After it died it was stuffed and mounted and is still on display at the zoo. Though no-fault of the director, (the film is loosely based on his life in Preston) much of the deeply subtle humor in the movie is only caught by those familiar with Mormon culture. Napoleons clothes and the furniture in his house for instance, are all "total DI". All in all, a "funny as heck" movie that can be enjoyed by all and is well worth seeing whoever and whatever you are.

"Fetch\! Napoleon Dynamite is one saaweeet flick. I can't wait till my older brother gets home from his mission to see it...he's gonna laugh his flippin' head off."

2. (Napoleon Dynamite) (659↑, 197↓)
1. The best movie EVER 2. An okay movie 3. The worst most EVER

1. Napoleon Dynamite was so fucking funny\! Remember the part where the guy said "your mom goes to college?" 2. Napoleon Dynamite was okay. I mean, I didn't hate it or anything. 3. "Your mom goes to college?" What the fuck does that mean?

3. (napoleon dynamite) (558↑, 244↓)
a movie that was actually good before all of the trend following whiney teens and pre-teens started misquoting it. even though they said it sucked when it came out in theaters, they still seem to have the need to watch it 4 billion times and STILL misquote it every 5 minutes. this movie also fell prey to [hot topic] even though it doesnt really keep in with their emo loserness theme.

person 1: yea i saw napolean dynamite, it was pretty good person 2: OMG i LUVVVV that freakin movie lolololol GOSH\!\! person 1: if you ever do that again, i will bitchslap you person 2: OMG lololol CHAPSTICK MY LIPS HURT REAL BAD\!\!\! person one: \{slap\} thats not even the right line, you fucking loser\!

4. (Napoleon Dynamite) (220↑, 89↓)
(proper noun) A "nerdy-type" guy from Idaho who does not care about what anyone thinks of him and just does what he enjoys. Interests include: drawing pictures of fairy-tale creatures and the like, tetherball, throwing oranges at passing cars. Also stars in his own movie called, obviously, "Napoleon Dynamite" which was flipping SWEET\!\! People who are against this movie because it's "stupid" and "pointless" need to chill because that's just it... you have to appreciate the mindlessness\!

direct quote from Napoleon to Deb, his prom date: "I like your sleeves. They're real big."

5. (Napoleon Dynamite) (445↑, 366↓)
Napoleon Dynamite is a highly overrated movie. There were plenty of funny parts, and parts that show what an average day is like for many kids who get picked on and mistreated, but it's not the best movie ever. The movie is quoted and misquoted so often, that none of the jokes are even remotely funny anymore. For some reason all the 'scenesters' and 'emo kids' like this movie and idolize it. Not because they thought it was funny, but because their friend thought it was funny. This isn't even the best low-budget movies. Monty Python, Ed Wood movies, and even Barbarella kicks this movies ass\!.

Kid1: "Your mom went to the college." (Do you think I'm funny now?) Kid2: "YES OMGZ GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH I LOVE THAT MOVIE" Kid1: "AWESOME. RAD. LETS ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE WITH OUR LAME OBSESSION" Kid2: &&&&&&&&&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;.

6. (napoleon dynamite) (272↑, 198↓)
1. A movie that gained popular acclaim via cognitive dissonance. True to form, there is nothing funny about the movie. But when people pay money to go see and sit through the entire movie, their brain tries to rationalize the situation (especially when you go watch a stupid movie.) In the end, the individual will convince him/herself that the movie was good. 2. A movie that has been quoted by the vast pre-teen adolescent population way to many times.

1. That was the greatest movie ever. I mean, I paid money to go see it and I sat through the entire thing, so it must have been good. 2. Your mom goes to college

7. (Napoleon Dynamite) (233↑, 162↓)
A pretty funny movie if you watched it when it came out and before EVERY FAGGOT IN THE WORLD started using phrases from it like "GOSH" and "FLIPPIN SWEET" and shit like that. This movie got played out like hell...everyone ruined its funnyness by over using lines from it.

"GOSH did you see that FLIPPIN SWEET movie NAPOLOEN DYNAMITE. GOSH it's so FLIPPIN SWEET. VOTE FOR PEDRO\!\!\!" "fuck you that shit is old as hell"

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8. (napoleon dynamite) (92↑, 37↓)
a movie that i personally enjoyed for its oddball humor. a movie that some people hate just because a lot of buttholes quote it all the time and just because it's popular. hating napoleon dynamite just because a lot of other people like it is a bad reason to hate it. it's like hating peanut butter or jelly just because it's popular.

i watched napoleon dynamite and thought it was funny and a good movie overall. if you don't like my opinion, tough luck.

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9. (napoleon dynamite) (68↑, 38↓)
definitely the king of nerds

napoleon dynamite's pet is a liger. its like a lion and tiger mixed.

10. (Napoleon Dynamite) (221↑, 198↓)
Oh, man...I would rather feed myself my own nuts than watch this asswipe movie again. Overrated just doesn't cut it. I can picture the making of the idea. The director wiped his ass and wanted to check if there was corn on the toilet paper. Upon looking at his shit, he got inspired and decided to re-create it in movie form. I seriously don't get it, the movie is so dull, it's like watching a bunch of brain-dead morons counting dust particles. Fuck, man, I would rather have my head lopped off and eaten by wild boars than watch this lame puddle of piss again. It's border-line disturbing, follwing the life some asshat liar that draws shitty pictures, trying to help his friend win a virtually pointless school election that, unlike a million other movies, symbolizes that the little guy can top the big guy (not realizing that the only reason people don't vote for him is because he's got shit ideas, just like this whole fucking movie). But that's not it\! If you still have all your brain cells or if you're not suffering a lame-induced seizure yet, stay tuned to see Mr. Dy-na-mite deal with his embarassing uncle and nerdy brother\! WOW\! What a crock of pig-shit. I had more fun dislocating my shoulder. Seriously, that's all that happens. Then there's some stupid catch phrases like "Gosh" and "Heck, yeah\!" that HAVE ONLY BEEN USED SINCE FUCKING FOREVER and are now considered the wittiest thing in the world, regardless of the fact that they have been pulled out of a seven year old's ass. Seriously, it's unoriginal and JUST PLAIN...AUGH\! I seriosuly don't think that I can ever find a word that is even relatively close to how shit this movie is. There is no wit or some thought-provoking, hidden symbolism, so don't bother looking. What you see is literally what you see: a bunch of dumbass idiots doing nothing but wasting your time with pointless shit that had miraculously passed off as humour. My...God. It hurts me to even use that word in association with this atrocity. Well, either that or it's hidden REALLY, REALLY well. I highly doubt it, though, seeing how this movie is connected with MTV. As for the low budget thing, why would someone spend money on this shit when they couldn't even spend any creativity on it? But the icing on the cake is all the impressionable idiot sheep that jerk off to every word uttered from that retard Napoleon's mouth and that try to fit as many of his dip-shit catch phrases in a single sentance as possible. This movie is just plain ass.

Hey, I'm Napoleon Dynamite and I yell at llamas because I'm a dumb-shit idiot that has the impeccable talent of recognizing different substances in milk\! HAHAHA\! Hilarious\!

11. (napoleon dynamite) (95↑, 72↓)
A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

12. (Napoleon Dynamite) (53↑, 32↓)
An extremely funny movie. It's appropriate for everyone to watch seeing as it was made by a bunch of Mormons. It's quite random but makes anyone who knows good stuff chuckle. It's funnier the more you watch it. It's unfortunately become commercialized just as everything esle nowadays is, but still enjoyable if you don't let stupid people who don't even get the real sense of the movie ruin it for you. I reccomend it.

"Can you bring me my chapstick?" "Gosh, Napoleon, make yourself a darn quesadilla\!" "I like your sleeves, they're real big."

13. (napoleon dynamite) (42↑, 23↓)
Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot\! Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious\! Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny. Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

14. (Napoleon Dynamite) (140↑, 123↓)
the sweetest lowbudget movie EVER... the plot is worth 1 milliondollers... its about a total nerd (who is still the man) that thinks hes a ninja and his life in highschool... oh my gosh sounds good yeah there are a butt load of gangs in r school one wanted me 2 join cuz im pretty good with a bow staff

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you\! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines\! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them\! They were surrounding my cousin\! What the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?

15. (Napoleon Dynamite) (48↑, 37↓)
1. The most overratted movie in the world. 2. The name of a future porn star.

1. Not Napoleon Dynamite again\!\! 2. I just saw "The Last Blow" starring Napoleon Dynamite

16. (napoleon dynamite) (52↑, 43↓)
A movie that outlines the absolute absurdity of Western culture and the American Dream, also the meaninglessness of even existing to begin with. No, it is not meant to be a comedy. And no, it is not 'flippin' sweet'. Sure, there are funny quotes. For example: 'Who wants to bet I can go throw a football over them mountains?', 'Would you want a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? .. Forget about it.', 'Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?'(Yes, it was funny) There were several scenes in the movie that outlined the pointlessness of what I described earlier. The chicken silo where Napoleon works, the place where Napoleon buys D'Kwon's dance grooves, Napoleon's mormon school, and yes, even all of outdoors. The movie WAS indeed filmed in Idaho. The reason nobody liked it was because of the mass conformity everyone went through, kind of like a virus. The people that spouted idiotic quotes at every opportunity were a plague, and while thinking they were original, were actually conforming into one huge .. blob. This movie is not a comedy, it is an eye-opener, an enrichment of our own idealistic views and an insight into our meaningless existence. It is also inspirational in an oddly absurd way, but also depressing at the same time, thinking that someone like Pedro can win the class president race just by Napoleon dancing his D-Kwon dance(Which you can NOT repeat). Yes, he conquered the evils of Summer Wheatley, but it also made me sad thinking about the mindless peers these kids had, all voting like sheep. Napoleon's chronic lying and story-telling made me laugh as well. In an odd way, he was either extremely cool or extremely uncool. In the eighties and early nineties, he would have been considered extremely uncool. But now, he would have been considered a God. His lying adds to the big picture. It shows an example of him lying to escape his miserable existence. Sheer genius.

'Napoleon Dynamite is just a huge example and metaphor for the meaningless of existence and the blending of Western culture.' 'ya i guess, lol IZ PEDRO DER\!?' 'sigh.'

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17. (Napoleon Dynamite) (43↑, 36↓)
Slow-paced pointless movie, yet somehow it is still a great laugh. This movie causes [idiot](s) to come to [urbandictionary].com and write a 5 paragraph definition of their opinion about how this movie is utterly horribly indescribably super gay. Get a life, if you dont like the movie go watch the little mermaid, and get a life while you are at it.

Person 1: Napoleon Dynamite is the GAYEST movie EVER\! Person 2: You are a [fag] go watch little mermaid

18. (napoleon dynamite) (35↑, 28↓)
the funniest movie ever, considering it probably cost about 100 dollars to make. also the father of every quote in an american high school.

NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner\! KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day KIP: Your mom goes to college GUY:what did you do again this summer? NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines\! GUY: Did you shoot any? NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation? GUY: what kind of gun did you use? NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think? NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection. DAD: What's that in my driveway? N: Thats my ride. NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups\!

19. (Napoleon Dynamite) (48↑, 43↓)
Truly an insult to film making. This movie cannot be decribed through mere text only. The god-awfulness of this shit heap is so hidden that millions of mindless douche-bags think its the funniest thing in the world, and to show it they cheapen the phrases such as "gosh\!" and "idiot\!" and that stupid tater tots shit so much that it even further deepens my contempt for this shitty movie. Whats so funny about some dipshit kid who talks like a bitch? And even if it were funny, why would it be funny when you say it? Well, its not. Every review on here that is for Napoleon Dynamite includes the words "frickin'" "gosh", or "sweet\!". I would rather be blasted in the face with a shotgun loaded with Al Gore's semen than listen to another one of these horrible renditions of this shitty movie. Oh look, the guy needs chapstick\! Call the whole extended family, Barbara, this movie needs to be seen over and over and over\! Why don't you fucking lunatics just break down and stalk this shithead who played Napoleon Dynamite so you can ask him to do the lines over and over for you so you don't have to blather it off to everyone you meet? Seriously, this shit needs to end. I'm so sick of this movie. Shitty only half describes it. Take shit, add a baboon's ass, and multiply by Michael Moore, and the product is Napoleon Dynamite.

Hey\! Guess what I got? The Napoleon Dynamite DVD with 12 hours of extra footage of him saying "IDIOT\!"\!\!\! Wh....what are you doing with that steak knife? Wait\! NO\! AUGHHH\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

20. (napoleon dynamite) (35↑, 32↓)
Most over-rated, over-hyped, over-quoted, unfunny, piece of shit film in years.

OMG\! Napoleon Dynamite is THE FUNNIEST MOVIE EVER\! GOSH\! ...Faggots.

21. (napoleon dynamite) (20↑, 18↓)
It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.

I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.

22. (napoleon dynamite) (51↑, 49↓)
I would not recommend this movie to anyone\! This was the most boring movie I have ever seen. There is NO plot. You wait for something to actually happen, but nothing ever does. The dialogue is terrible, the acting is terrible. I can't believe someone wasted the time and money to make this film. Only watch this movie if you have a couple hours that you want to waste, and can't think of anything else that would be more entertaining such as this. All of my friends at school talked about how funny it was, so I went to the theatres (when it was in theatres). There is no plot, no comical dialogue (or acting for that matter), and this film does not offer anything to keep your attention. This movie will leave such a bad taste in your movie going mouth that you will have to stop at a video store after viewing this movie to find something that would reassure you that all movies aren't as bad as this one.

Napoleon Dynamite sucks ass, and the character Napoleon is a [n00b].

23. (Napoleon Dynamite) (31↑, 29↓)
The most amazingly crap film ever. Can anyone explain what was so funny. The cast should be put against a wall and shot and as for the director and producers jeez why make this crap

Tedious, boring shite as in I would rather watch paint dry whilst being castrated than watch this film ever again. In fact the day it comes on Sky Digital I will cancel my subscription..

24. (Napoleon Dynamite) (30↑, 28↓)
A film that nearly all of the young American populace considers funny. (Aside from me) It the comedy didn't do it for me. I'm a fan of Monty Python and the old SNL, but I just didn't find it funny. The constant quoting and mimicking of the mannerisms of the main character are so abundant that I have come near punching the next person that says flipping and gosh in the same sentence.

I hate Napoleon Dynamite.

25. (napoleon dynamite) (64↑, 62↓)
A movie that has always sucked. Not because it has been over-quoted big-time, but because it has no plot or interesting dialogue whatsoever. The movie has no point, except maybe to top [Pulp Fiction] in being the most misquoted movie ever. The difference is, Pulp Fiction doesn't suck.

Trendy movie-going idiot, circa 1994: Ya know what they call a quater-pounder with cheese in France? OMGlollolz Trendy movie-going idiot, circa 2004: Gosh\! Freakin' idiot\! OMGlollolz

26. (napoleon dynamite) (26↑, 24↓)
The worst piec of shit mobie i have ever seen in my life and i wish it would burn so that nobody will ever see it again. I hated it so much i changed my dogs name from napoleon to fuck napoleon

napoleon dynamite is a fag

27. (Napoleon Dynamite) (47↑, 45↓)
This is definitely the worst movie of the early 21st Century; the WORST. Napoleon gives insult and injury to the awesome Corsican general and emperor of the same name who lived during the early 1800s. (Without the Dynamite, of course.) The quotes that all the emo rockers and other teen/college-age faggots use from this movie are absolutely lame and weak. It seems that movies today are getting crappier and crappier.

Patton, Battle of The Bulge, Gettysburg, Ghostbusters, A Beautiful Mind, Saving Private Ryan, Groundhog Day, Citizen Kane, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Shining, Rainman.......now those are good movies. I'm the same age range that these kids who are saying Napoleon Dynamite is awesome; that makes me very ashamed.

28. (Napoleon Dynamite) (18↑, 17↓)
A total sketch-ass movie, in a good way. Even though it had no plot whatsoever, and next to no budget, it managed to gain so much popularity in a matter of days. Much better the second time you watch it, but after that it kinda loses its humor... unless you're trippin out\! :P

Just follow your heart... that's what I do...

29. (napoleon dynamite) (18↑, 17↓)
This movie is one of those movies where you either love it and (mis)quote it often, or you hate it and want to punch the kids who keep saying "GOSH" and "your mom goes to college\!". Especially if aformentioned kids continue to quote the movie ONE FUCKING YEAR after it came out. Okay.

ND lover: GOSH you guys\! *squints eyes and opens mouth slightly to have the appearance of an imbecile* ND hater: plz stop before I have to kill you.

30. (napoleon dynamite) (38↑, 37↓)
One of the worst movies I have ever seen. Sure there were some funny parts, but I had heard of every single one of them before I saw the movie. Kids all around America think its cool to say quotes from this movie. This movie has been ruined, just like The Chappele show was ruined, because damn teens just say the fricken quotes all damn day. Shaun of the Dead is way funnier. This movie had potential.

No one wants to hear your attempt at sounding like Napoleon, so dont even try. "For the love of God and all that is holy"

31. (napoleon dynamite) (139↑, 138↓)
Probably the best flippin' movie EVER. GOSH\! *closes eyes and exhales loudly*

Do the chickens have large tallons? Have what? Large tallons\! ..I don't understand a word that just came out of your mouth.

32. (napoleon dynamite) (27↑, 27↓)
napoleon dynamite is a retarded and over-quoted movie that was and is not funny. Most people say "Its hilarious after you see it\!" No its not. It still sucks total ass. There is nothing hilarious about it. There are some subtle things that are semi-funny about his way of life that are funny if you live or have visited the area where he lives but it is still a waste of money, time, and thought. Will sadly live on forever due to the fact that fags will buy any thing with the napoleon dynamite name plastered on it (also see [over-rated piece of shit])

fag:Vote for pedro\! I love napoleon dynamite\!\!\!11\!1 normal person with a sense of what's funny: Go die in a forest fire

33. (napoleon dynamite) (21↑, 22↓)
it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow\!) until all the preps started misquoting it.

when ND first came out: booboo: have you seen ND? me: yea it was actually funny when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv: prep: omg\! jessica\! did you see ND prep 2: omg yes\! that was the best movie ever\! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina\! (which is not the actual line) prep 3: GOSH\! ha ha ha i saw it too\! prep: omg did you really ashley\! prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister\! omg shes a cheerleader just like us\! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*

34. (Napoleon Dynamite) (28↑, 29↓)
Complete waste of time and money. I want my hour and 43 minutes back.

Am I the only one who fails to see the greatness in this movie?

35. (Napoleon Dynamite) (30↑, 32↓)
retarded ass movie that my friends said was good i said wtf as i broke the dvd

ryan knows what he is talking about he know good movies from bad ones

36. (napoleon dynamite) (41↑, 43↓)
The fucking stupidest movie ever produced. So mind-numbingly stupid and pointless that it has been linked to causing cancer in chimpanzees. Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie. You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's. People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will\! Gosh\! Hardy har.

Person 1: You actually watched Napoleon Dynamite? Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh... Person 1: *Slaps*

37. (napoleon dynamite) (24↑, 26↓)
A geat movie that,when it first came out everyone said it sucked. Now that it's "cool" everyone has decided that they love it all of a sudden,even the people that before said it was [gay]. I wanted the people who made the movie to get some money for their trouble,but this is too much.

If I hear one more person qoute the movie I will cut open their throat and hang them with their vocal cords.

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38. (napoleon dynamite) (5↑, 8↓)
A really stupid movie that stars a nerdy kid, and the so called "comedy" is awful. It's half-assed.

Napoleon: Whatever I feel like, gosh\! Me: My God, why the hell do people think that's funny? Napoleon: Gosh, idiot\! *turns off TV* Me: I can't bare watching any more of that shitty movie "Napoleon Dynamite"...

39. (Napoleon Dynamite) (48↑, 51↓)
The worst movie I have wasted my time and money to watch/buy. Me, being the dumb fuck that I am, bought this piece of shit thinking it was going to be good. I totally should've borrowed it from someone to discover how fucking pointless it actually was. I could've kept that 20 something dollars.

All the preppy dipshits like this movie. People who actually own a functioning brain find it to be quite overrated and pointless.

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40. (napoleon dynamite) (6↑, 10↓)
1. A movie by the same name. 2. The "anti-hero" protagonist in the movie by the same name. The character appeals to teenagers and young adults for his indifference to standard areas of conformity facing adolescents: Napoleon is indifferent to popularity among peers-- he not only does not try to be popular or athletic; he does not care to be. This quality in Napoleaon appeals winningly to adolescents who are pressured to conform to their peer groups' ideals. Naopleon's unselfish loyalty to "outsider" ethnic minorty, Pedro, appeals to adolescents as well as to adults. Depsite Napoleon's lack of conformity he succeeds in several aspects of his life as depicted in the film.

Napoleon Dynamite is indefferent to acceptance by his peers.

41. (napoleon dynamite) (19↑, 23↓)
Pretty much the best film ever made.

Piggy 1: GOSH\! I love Napoleon Dynamite. Piggy 2: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

42. (napoleon dynamite) (15↑, 19↓)
Only the funniest, stupidest movie in the movie. It was a waste of time to see it but it was fucking funny as shit. Vote for Pedro, bitches. Gotta love this movie. Probably one of the funniest movies of all time.

Kid "What are you gonna do today Napoleon?" Napoleon "What ever I feel like\!"

43. (napoleon dynamite) (9↑, 14↓)
See it once and do not quote it ever. You will enjoy the movie and no one will punch you in the mouth for overquoating this fine piece of $23 dollar cinema. Also, a note to anyone who says this is the best low-budget movie ever: Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail. Go see it. It cost 4.46 to make.

Do not quote this movie in public, for all our sakes.

44. (Napoleon Dynamite) (10↑, 15↓)
Awesome indie movie that got corrupted and ruined by hot topic. hot topic made it "soo cool" and is selling merch to all them brainwashed posers out there.

gosh yadda yadda yadda.. ya'll heard these quotes about A MILLION TIMES.

45. (Napoleon Dynamite) (41↑, 46↓)
The worlds best movie ever\! Do the Chickens have large talons? So Napoleon what are you gonna do today? What I ever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh\! I already made like infinity of those at scout camp. Your mom goes to college. Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Etc. GO SEE IT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! THE MOST [Tizoe] MOVIE EVER\!\!\!\!\!

Would You be interested in some hand woven handi crafts? Here we have some boondogle key chains a must have for this seasons fashion. Make yourself a dang quesidilla\!

46. (napoleon dynamite) (26↑, 31↓)
napoleon dynamite is the coolest movie/guy on the planet. Vote for Pedro\!\!\!

Guy:Napoleon, gimme some of your tots\! Napoleon:No\! Go get your own\! \<Guy Kicks napoleons tots\> Napoleon:Eww\! Gross\! Frickin' Idiot Gosh\!

47. (Napoleon dynamite) (31↑, 36↓)
The best movie in the world. If you haven't seen it you are a fat lard, just like tina the llama. It is about a nerdy kid living in Idaho who is just trying to get a little respect from the ladies and improve his ninja skills. I love him, because he is a sexy beast, and so will you.

Watching this movie makes you prone to using ND slang such as "Flipp'in", "Sweet", "GOSH", "IDIOT\!" and "Liger". Bow before him, for he is a god.

48. (napoleon dynamite) (19↑, 25↓)
it was one of the most awesome movies.... till EVERYONE starting saying qoutes and just to let everyone know.... ITS GETTING KINDA OLD NOW\!\!\!\!

emo: give me my fricken pecil. IDOIT\! Emo 2: gosh. what a fricken idiot\! prep: OMG\!\!\!\! i love napoleon dynamite\!\!\!\! emo: idoit

49. (Napoleon Dynamite) (12↑, 18↓)
movie that was funny back in the summer in theatres before large amounts of tools started to misquote and buy memorabilia from hot topic so other tools will see it and misquote it with them

this one tastes like the cows made of an onion patch

50. (Napoleon Dynamite) (21↑, 27↓)
This is totally a mormon movie...although it's well hidden. How many people knew about preston idaho anywho (except us mormons\!) I mean...the Ricks shirt he's wearing (Which is now BYU idaho by the way) is a helpful hint...and plus...the fact that there are no crude words or anything should give it away. Flippin' and Geez are Heck Yes are famous mormon phrases. WOOT WOOT FOR THE MORMONS\! Also the fact that a young girl is forced to go to a dance with a boy she doesn't like...lol...often occurs in mormon culture. and vica versa...

"Hey Tina you fat lard come eat some dinner" (sorry that was the best part) "Pedro offers his protection." "There are much more where these(pictures)came from if you go to the dance with me"

51. (Napoleon Dynamite) (8↑, 15↓)
the sexies [budge] movie on the face of the planet.

I LOVE Napoleon DYNAMITE\!

52. (napoleon dynamite) (21↑, 28↓)
Pretty much the best movie ever\! It's so frickin' sweet.

Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner\!

53. (napoleon dynamite) (15↑, 23↓)
A movie that doesn't really have a point. It wasn't the "best movie ever." Iv'e seen much better movies.. I don't see why people obsess over it. Still, it was greatly funny.

"Shocks. Pegs. LUCKY\!"

54. (Napoleon Dynamite) (17↑, 26↓)
This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

Napoleon Dynamite is terribly overrated.

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55. (napoleon dynamite) (10↑, 19↓)
only the best movie ever

'ur mom goes to college...' 'tina u fat lard come get ur dinner\!' 'i'll bake her a cake or sumfing' 'fricken idiot, gawd\!' 'a 12-gage, whaddaya think\!?' 'i shot like 50 of them, what would you do in that situation\!?'

56. (napoleon dynamite) (15↑, 24↓)
Julianna's most favorite movie of all times.

somebody: hey, what's your favorite movie julianna: Napoleon Dynamite

57. (Napoleon Dynamite) (17↑, 27↓)
Pretty much the best movie ever. Vote for Pedro.

1) I would bang Napoleon Dynamite pretty hard. 2) If I were to meet Napoleon Dynamite I would let him take control of my body for the night. 3) Napoleon is a sex god.

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58. (napoleon dynamite) (7↑, 18↓)
A movie that was an indie-flick. For about ten seconds after its release. Then everybody and there stupid prep brother saw it and immediatly started overrquoting/misquoting it. Now every prep or emo pretends to be deep and relate to the movie. This movie was stolen from the indie kids\! Its our movie bitches\!

prep:Did you see Napoleon Dynamite 16 yet. emo:ya that movie was so deep, i like cried for eight hours. anyindiekidinU.S.A:both of you stfu that was originally an indie flick and you both fuckin know it. emo:oh man (cries)

59. (napoleon dynamite) (11↑, 22↓)
The most attractive looking nerd with a neat looking afro...yet, not the most attractive (low-budget) movie ever. It had some funny parts, but there was no progression in the storyline, and there was rarely any background music. Oh yeah, he is also a Mormon.

Napoleon is a Mormon.

60. (Napoleon Dynamite) (31↑, 43↓)
By far the shittiest film ever to become so popular. Utterly shitty. So shitty that I wanted to cry. I can't understand why people liked it and not the 100 movies/shows/internet shorts that come out every month with the exact same type of fucking stupid humor. On top of all that it was slow paced and boring. see [shit]

Damn\! This movie blows donkey cock\! I'm not watching another minute of this shit\! I wish Napoleon would open his damn eyes, that squinting bastard\! If that fucking kid makes another film I'll hunt him down, eat his brain, and use his lifeless body for pre-med anatomical studies\!

61. (Napoleon Dynamite) (14↑, 26↓)
This was one of the best movies I've seen in a very very very long time\! I saw it 6 times, and I even stayed at a hotel a night just to rent it off pay-per-view. It was sooo stupid... which made it awesome, and its really well done if you really think about it\! I really cannot wait till comes out on DVD\!

Tina\! You fat lard come get some ham\! Napoleon: Grandma says she wants you gone when she gets back because you're eating all our steak and ruining peoples lives. Grandma has a BOYFRIEND?\!

62. (Napoleon Dynamite) (14↑, 27↓)
Napoleon is very sexy. Do not quote him for it makes you look dumb. He has very sexy hair and eyes and face and lips especially. I luv him. He's so cute.

Stupid Child: My lips hurt real bad\! Me: *punches child in lips* Now they hurt worse\! Do not misquote or overquote my love\! *continues to hit child*

63. (Napoleon Dynamite) (14↑, 30↓)
The best movie EVAR. 'Nuff said. Anyone that doesn't like it is just retarded

You guys are retarded\!

64. (Napoleon Dynamite) (17↑, 43↓)
Plain and Simple: God

I have gone to the better place and exchanged words with Napoleon Dynamite. He told me D-Qwon's Dance Grooves will become the best selling DVD of all time and that Ligers will frollic in the meadows of Nebraska.

65. (napoleon dynamite) (46↑, 78↓)
One of the worst low budget movies ever made... The guys in the movie tried way to hard to be funny and they were not funny at all....

Instead of seeing Napoleon Dynamite, see Donnie Darko. NOw thats a good low budget movie ;)

66. (napoleon dynamite) (14↑, 57↓)
a good movie that isnt funny after the second time that has absoutley no plot

"Tina you fat lard\! Come and eat\!" "Aww but my lips hurt real bad\!"

67. (napoleon dynamite) (11↑, 63↓)
the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH

napoleon dynamite iz da sexiest nerd in da world IDIOTS ima rape him in his face

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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